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"EARTH!"
"FIRE!"
"WIND!"
"WATER!"
"HEART!"
"IRC!"<<BR>>
"MAIL!"<<BR>>
"WEB!"<<BR>>
"TELNET!"<<BR>>
"LAT!"
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"Go Planet!" "Go Packet!"
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Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take the ping time down to zero
Captain Packet, he's our hero<<BR>>
Gonna take the ping time down to zero<<BR>>
He's our bandwidth magnified<<BR>>
And he's fighting on the uplink's side
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He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the packet's side

Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
Captain Packet, he's our hero<<BR>>
Gonna take congestion down to zero<<BR>>
Gonna help him circumvent<<BR>>
Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments
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We're the Packeteers
You can be one too
'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!

Loot
ing and polluting is not the way
We're the Packeteers<<BR>>
You can be one too<<BR>>
'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!<<BR>>
Warezing and torrenting is not the way<<BR>>
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"The Power is Yours!"  "The Power is Yours!"
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"IRC!"
"MAIL!"
"WEB!"
"TELNET!"
"LAT!"

"Go Packet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take the ping time down to zero
He's our bandwidth magnified
And he's fighting on the uplink's side

Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take congestion down to zero
Gonna help him circumvent
Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the Packeteers
You can be one too
'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!
Warezing and torrenting is not the way
Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"


CategorySpoof