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| "EARTH!" "FIRE!" "WIND!" "WATER!" "HEART!" |
"IRC!"[[BR]] "MAIL!"[[BR]] "WEB!"[[BR]] "TELNET!"[[BR]] "LAT!" |
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| "Go Planet!" | "Go Packet!" |
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| Captain Packet, he's our hero Gonna take the ping time down to zero |
Captain Packet, he's our hero[[BR]] Gonna take the ping time down to zero[[BR]] He's our bandwidth magnified[[BR]] And he's fighting on the uplink's side |
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| He's our powers magnified And he's fighting on the packet's side Captain Packet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero Gonna help him put asunder Bad guys who like to loot and plunder |
Captain Packet, he's our hero[[BR]] Gonna take congestion down to zero[[BR]] Gonna help him circumvent[[BR]] Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments |
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| We're the Packeteers You can be one too 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do! Looting and polluting is not the way |
We're the Packeteers[[BR]] You can be one too[[BR]] 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do![[BR]] Warezing and torrenting is not the way[[BR]] |
"IRC!"BR "MAIL!"BR "WEB!"BR "TELNET!"BR "LAT!"
"Go Packet!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"
Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take the ping time down to zeroBR He's our bandwidth magnifiedBR And he's fighting on the uplink's side
Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take congestion down to zeroBR Gonna help him circumventBR Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments
"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"
We're the PacketeersBR You can be one tooBR 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!BR Warezing and torrenting is not the wayBR Hear what Captain Packet has to say!
"The Power is Yours!"
