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| "EARTH!"[[BR]] "FIRE!"[[BR]] "WIND!"[[BR]] "WATER!"[[BR]] |
"IRC!"[[BR]] "MAIL!"[[BR]] "WEB!"[[BR]] "TELNET!"[[BR]] |
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| He's our powers magnified[[BR]] | He's our bandwidth magnified[[BR]] |
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| Gonna take pollution down to zero[[BR]] Gonna help him put asunder[[BR]] Bad guys who like to use bittorrent |
Gonna take congestion down to zero[[BR]] Gonna help him circumvent[[BR]] Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments |
"IRC!"BR "MAIL!"BR "WEB!"BR "TELNET!"BR "LAT!"
"Go Packet!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"
Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take the ping time down to zeroBR He's our bandwidth magnifiedBR And he's fighting on the uplink's side
Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take congestion down to zeroBR Gonna help him circumventBR Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments
"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"
We're the PacketeersBR You can be one tooBR 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!BR Warezing and torrenting is not the wayBR Hear what Captain Packet has to say!
"The Power is Yours!"
