"IRC!"<<BR>>
"MAIL!"<<BR>>
"WEB!"<<BR>>
"TELNET!"<<BR>>
"LAT!"

"Go Packet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our hero<<BR>>
Gonna take the ping time down to zero<<BR>>
He's our bandwidth magnified<<BR>>
And he's fighting on the uplink's side

Captain Packet, he's our hero<<BR>>
Gonna take congestion down to zero<<BR>>
Gonna help him circumvent<<BR>>
Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the Packeteers<<BR>>
You can be one too<<BR>>
'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!<<BR>>
Warezing and torrenting is not the way<<BR>>
Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"
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