"EARTH!" "FIRE!" "WIND!" "WATER!" "HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our hero Gonna take the ping time down to zero

He's our powers magnified And he's fighting on the packet's side

Captain Packet, he's our hero Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunder Bad guys who like to use bittorrent

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the Packeteers You can be one too 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!

Warezing and torrenting is not the way Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"