"EARTH!"BR "FIRE!"BR "WIND!"BR "WATER!"BR "HEART!"

"Go Planet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take the ping time down to zero

He's our powers magnifiedBR And he's fighting on the packet's side

Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take pollution down to zero

Gonna help him put asunderBR Bad guys who like to use bittorrent

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the PacketeersBR You can be one tooBR 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!

Warezing and torrenting is not the wayBR Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"