"IRC!"BR "MAIL!"BR "WEB!"BR "TELNET!"BR "LAT!"

"Go Packet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take the ping time down to zeroBR He's our bandwidth magnifiedBR And he's fighting on the uplink's side

Captain Packet, he's our heroBR Gonna take congestion down to zeroBR Gonna help him circumventBR Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the PacketeersBR You can be one tooBR 'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!BR Warezing and torrenting is not the wayBR Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"