"IRC!"
"MAIL!"
"WEB!"
"TELNET!"
"LAT!"

"Go Packet!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Packet!"

Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take the ping time down to zero
He's our bandwidth magnified
And he's fighting on the uplink's side

Captain Packet, he's our hero
Gonna take congestion down to zero
Gonna help him circumvent
Bad guys who cause lag spikes and fragments

"You'll pay for this Captain Packet!"

We're the Packeteers
You can be one too
'Cause QoSing our packets is the thing to do!
Warezing and torrenting is not the way
Hear what Captain Packet has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"


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