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PRESIDENT'S SPEECH 2013
- HELLO TINY FRESHER
- AS YOUR PRESIDENT, IT IS MY JOB TO POINT OUT THAT YOU ARE TINY AND USELESS. HOWEVER, WITH TIME AND CARE, YOU MAY MATURE TO THE POINT THAT YOU MAY BE CONSIDERED A SECOND YEAR, IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO WELL, YOU MAY EVEN BE CALLED HUMAN.
- PRESIDENT 2012
Getting things done
- Walk into clubroom
- Scream and flail arms about until somebody helps you
Basic Layout
- Map + Directions
- This must be simple as possible
- Reasons to actually go to UCC
- Make UCC seem really really good. Better than it is.
- Events and Projects
- Events first. Quick descriptions and dates only. Make them seem worth going to.
- How to sort out your fresher shit.
- List of people to ask, list of things they need to do
- Optional Things
- List of things that are worth doing, eg. learning to use the machine or whatever, and who to ask about them.
Rye-Rye's shit
Shit I actually care about
1. Dispense Machine. Why?
- Food. Food and drinks. That is good.
Put in:
- How to get your account (i.e. get a committee member to do everything)
- How to put it on a card
- How to do all those other things
- That, or put in to ask a comittee member to do everything
- How to put money onto account
2. Games We have computers. The computers have vidja. That is good.
Important things:
- You need an account to get onto a computer
- Which computers have access to vidja
- Rules about using them (don't be dicks etc.)
3. How to get there
- Use ground level maps god damn guys
- Also, what to do if it's shut
- Also put in stuff about surrounding clubs
- i.e. UniGames/Unisfa and how they are cool guys who fly around and fight all the bad guys
- UDS/UWAnime and how they are not buff and not a cool
- i.e. UniGames/Unisfa and how they are cool guys who fly around and fight all the bad guys
- Also put in stuff about surrounding clubs
- Also, what to do if it's shut
4. Cool things to do
- Using the music stuff
- Using that putty thing to use dispense
- CONNECTING TO THE UCC WIRELESS - THAT SHIT BE IMPORTANT
5. Holy fuck did you know that facebook was a thing and that people can use facebook to join the UCC facebook group holy shit guys
6. Events that I actually cared about
- The camp (especially about how freshers can go for free)
- The Lans
Other than those nothing else sounded that interesting
Jono's contribution
MUSIC AT UCC: ROBOTNIK The music system commonly known as robotnik is frequently playing music in the clubroom and can be controlled by any member. Any member can access robotnik from a web browser on one of the clubroom machines by simply putting robotnik/ into the address bar. Most of the music is located in the space directory and is usually listed by artist but may consist of separate folders created by members. * To add to the playlist, click add button next to any song file or just click the title to immediately play the song. Ask any committee, door, or coke member to assist you with this.