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PRESIDENT'S SPEECH 2013

  • HELLO TINY FRESHER
    • AS YOUR PRESIDENT, IT IS MY JOB TO POINT OUT THAT YOU ARE TINY AND USELESS. HOWEVER, WITH TIME AND CARE, YOU MAY MATURE TO THE POINT THAT YOU MAY BE CONSIDERED A SECOND YEAR, IF YOU CONTINUE TO DO WELL, YOU MAY EVEN BE CALLED HUMAN.
    (THIS PROCESS MAY BE SPED UP WITH STRATEGICALLY PLACED BLOWJOBS) TO SURVIVE FIRST YEAR YOU WILL NEED TO JOIN UCC. WE HAVE CHEAP DRINKS. AND INTERNET. AND GAMES. REMEMBER, BRIBES ARE ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DANGER, ANY WHO DIE ARE FED TO THE SERVERS TO FEED FUTURE GENERATIONS.
    • PRESIDENT 2012

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Hey everyone!!! I'm your president for 2012 - Ryan!! But everyone calls me "Rye-Rye" (we all give each other silly names like that - it's just one of the fun, socialable things we do :P)

We're a super fun club to be in but we're also a bit nerdy XD lol. Don't think we're weird or anything butヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ

We’re all super into video games (my favourite is the one where you play as Zelda (**)). Also there are some people who can do SUPER amazing stuff with computers (idk much about that tho XD)

Remember, the most important thing about our club is to HAVE FUN!!! We also have clubs near us like UWAnime (omg so kawaii desu right XD) so if you’re into things like Bleach and Naruto (Sasuke x Sakura 4 LIEF!!) they’re super cool and you should definitely check them out!

We also have a facebook page so you should totally like it and share it with all your friends. You should also subscribe to my youtube channels if you wants updates and stuff in the future. I also post some other personal stuff – anime AMV’s (One Piece and stuff), songs (I write and compose too!!) and other totes cool stuff like that. Don’t forget to like and comment!!

Anyway, I’ll wrap this up by saying UCC is totally the coolest club at UWA and we absolutely love any new members! ~Arigatou Gozaimasu!!!~

Getting things done

  • Walk into clubroom
  • Scream and flail arms about until somebody helps you

Basic Layout

  • Map + Directions
    • This must be simple as possible
  • Reasons to actually go to UCC
    • Make UCC seem really really good. Better than it is.
  • Events and Projects
    • Events first. Quick descriptions and dates only. Make them seem worth going to.
  • How to sort out your fresher shit.
    • List of people to ask, list of things they need to do
  • Optional Things
    • List of things that are worth doing, eg. learning to use the machine or whatever, and who to ask about them.

Rye-Rye's shit

Shit I actually care about

1. Dispense Machine. Why?

  • Food. Food and drinks. That is good.

Put in:

  • How to get your account (i.e. get a committee member to do everything)
  • How to put it on a card
  • How to do all those other things
  • That, or put in to ask a comittee member to do everything
  • How to put money onto account

2. Games We have computers. The computers have vidja. That is good.

Important things:

  • You need an account to get onto a computer
  • Which computers have access to vidja
  • Rules about using them (don't be dicks etc.)

3. How to get there

  • Use ground level maps god damn guys
    • Also, what to do if it's shut
      • Also put in stuff about surrounding clubs
        • i.e. UniGames/Unisfa and how they are cool guys who fly around and fight all the bad guys
          • UDS/UWAnime and how they are not buff and not a cool

4. Cool things to do

  • Using the music stuff
  • Using that putty thing to use dispense
  • CONNECTING TO THE UCC WIRELESS - THAT SHIT BE IMPORTANT

5. Holy fuck did you know that facebook was a thing and that people can use facebook to join the UCC facebook group holy shit guys

6. Events that I actually cared about

  • The camp (especially about how freshers can go for free)
  • The Lans

Other than those nothing else sounded that interesting

Jono's contribution

MUSIC AT UCC: ROBOTNIK

  • We have an integrated music system with thousands of songs added by our users.
  • The music system commonly known as robotnik is frequently playing music in the clubroom and can be controlled by any member.

  • Any member can access robotnik from a web browser on one of the clubroom machines by simply putting robotnik/ into the address bar.

  • Most of the music is located in the space directory and is usually listed by artist but may consist of separate folders created by members. *

  • In the top right is the current song playing and the music controls.
  • Just below this is the current playlist.
  • To add to the playlist, click add button next to any song file or just click the title to immediately play the song.

  • Keep in mind that there is a certain etiquette to the music playlist.
  • It is considered very rude to replace the currently playing music with something else of your own choice.
  • If you find the music is too loud it should be ok to turn it down a bit.
  • Just remember that even if the music is not to your taste, it is to the person who put it on.
  • There is a method to add any of your own music to the robotnik library using a program called WinSCP and you can also control the music from a terminal.
  • Ask any committee, door, or coke member to assist you with this.