• Map + Directions
  • This must be simple as possible
• Reasons to actually go to UCC
  • Make UCC seem really really good. Better than it is.
• Events and Projects
  • Events first. Quick descriptions and dates only. Make them seem worth going to.
• How to sort out your fresher shit.
  • List of people to ask, list of things they need to do
• Optional Things
  • List of things that are worth doing, eg. learning to use the machine or whatever, and who to ask about them.

Rye-Rye's shit

Shit I actually care about

1. Dispense Machine. Why?

• Food. Food and drinks. That is good.

Put in:

• How to get your account (i.e. get a committee member to do everything)
• How to put it on a card
• How to do all those other things
• That, or put in to ask a comittee member to do everything
• How to put money onto account

2. Games We have computers. The computers have vidja. That is good.

Important things:

• You need an account to get onto a computer
• Which computers have access to vidja
• Rules about using them (don't be dicks etc.)

3. How to get there

• Use ground level maps god damn guys
  • Also, what to do if it's shut
    • Also put in stuff about surrounding clubs
      • i.e. UniGames/Unisfa and how they are cool guys who fly around and fight all the bad guys
        • UDS/UWAnime and how they are not buff and not a cool

4. Cool things to do

• Using the music stuff
• Using that putty thing to use dispense
• CONNECTING TO THE UCC WIRELESS - THAT SHIT BE IMPORTANT

5. Holy fuck did you know that facebook was a thing and that people can use facebook to join the UCC facebook group holy shit guys

6. Events that I actually cared about

• The camp (especially about how freshers can go for free)
• The Lans

Other than those nothing else sounded that interesting