The Mice in Council
 
     Once upon a time all the mice met together in council, and 
     discussed the best means of securing themselves against the
     attacks of the cat. 

     After several suggestions had been 
     debated, a mouse of some standing and experience got up
     and said,
        "I think I have hit upon a plan which will ensure
     our safety in the future, provided you approve and carry it
     out. It is that we should fasten a bell around the neck of our
     enemy the cat, which will by its tinkling warn us of her
     approach." 

     This proposal was warmly applauded, and it had been
     already decided to adopt it, when an old mouse got upon his
     feet and said, 
        "I agree with you all that the plan before us
     is an admirable one: but may I ask who is going to bell the cat?"

Positions

1. President

2. Vice-President

3. Secretary

4. Treasurer

5. Fresher Representative

6. Ordinary Committee Member

7. Not Actually On Committee

Useful pages

• HowToUCC Has things like screen and IRC

• Adding New Members

• Where All The Things Are

• Committee Projects

• What to do for Events

• The Quiz Night

• The Programming Competition

• The Key Register

• Mailing Lists

• Events Page

• Nomenclature

Wheel related, but Committee might want to know

• The Standard Operating Environment

• MissionControl